Anti-Christmas? Cure Stres?
That brought me to think and philosophize a bit on the things that are stupid and the true meaning of Christmas: Honoring the Birth of Jesus, no matter much fuss.
Now start by making some measurements that Christmas is boring..
* First touched the issue of gifts. Style is always simple and special things given to children and families.
* The current thinking is "What fucking shit brat!, I got fed up and on top I need to buy a Christmas gift -.- puto!
* Shit!, I forget the gifts, now let me enter the house blessed by brats-.-!
* Now you gift to my wife, that is Christmas and I am missioners!
* Who is this years big fucking believe that Santa Claus, and his deer there too.
* We have all grown up thinking that a big white beard (mis Wednesday, has neither a razor), will bring gifts mounted on a flying car with his flying reindeer.
* As I think now, I think many people also believe that no other deer Rudolf flying there!
# I no longer believe because I never had a fireplace T_T and still gave me gifts.
# Another thing that sucks the chimney Santa uses, you can not turn on the fireplace that night, because we believe that Gordillo can burn your as
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* When I learned or discovered that my dad was the Santa Claus of the house, I wondered why we bought michi mean if they did not stack T_T.
. Another question I always did: Why the armed forces and armies of other countries has never been detected with its satellites and to make matters worse the very unfortunate advertise on television -.-! Stresa as propaganda until Christmas!
* One of the living, most desired holiday turkeys are rich!, I tell them that these animals hate Christmas because they will turn! and not just because we can eat chicken that are less attractive jejejeje.
* What's great is that this year I'm going to eat leg of pork. Andalusia no pig and I do not feel guilty about this animal.
* What I like is that instead of killing the turkey, kill those bastards that filled the skies of Lima SMOCK (Element gray sky to see it in Lima), and not let me see the Star of Bethlehem - .-!
- I also like all the Stresa decorate their homes with such thing that scared to go through if we break something, and giving me a bad mood is that when one spouse works for the house and everything until you get to the birthday wrong, and a fat man with gifts arranged throughout the house, get champagne and hot chocolate to make it -.-! joder! that this is wrong!
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